Wait a minute, let me put on my orange antennas I can’t understand you humans otherwise. So, to answer your question, yes I am an alien. How I haven’t been caught yet? You see animals dress pretty weirdly on earth, well, honestly, humans do too. I arrived on Halloween and boy it was a mess. I met this dog who was dressed as a hamburger, another was dressed as a human, and another one had cat ears. I more or less looked like a dog anyway so my anatomical weirdness of having blue and white fur with foxtail went unnoticed. As to why I came here, a smirk is all you’ll get.