I used to hate them until I became them. I’m talking about gamers, of course. I used to shudder when I looked at them. With crumbs of food all about them, it felt like flies could have a field day near them. Alas! The ill-fated day wasn’t far away when I became a part of the gaming world. Sometimes it feels like if someone even glued my bum to the carpet, I wouldn’t even know. Now with a gaming console in my hand and a bag of chips leaning on me, I feel my life is perfect!