You know absolutely no one can hold a candle to me when it comes to being loved so much. I have been relished for centuries. Suffice to say I am way ahead of everybody’s game. I have literally seen stars shine in the eyes of people who look at me, sometimes it’s just a waterfall of saliva though but let’s not dwell on the horrors of that. A juicy patty, soul-satisfying cheese, crunchy lettuce, and toasted buns I mean I am a whole package. No one can dethrone me.